This piece was written for professor Burnside’s Elements of Style class at the University of Dayton. Like everything else from that class, I’m putting it here in the oddball category rather than the academic category. If I remember correctly, the prompt for this one was that every sentence had to be shorter than eight (nine?) words. Maybe the second person was part of the prompt. I forget.
This was an assignment for Professor Burnside’s “Element’s of Style” class at UD. I put it in the oddball category because it’s not traditionally academic. We were required to write a persuasive letter and every sentence had to have at least 25 words.